nanagu kannada gothappa :)

Those recent immigrants to Bangalore, oops sorry sorry sorry, Bengalooru, should be able to identify with this little tit bit :)
To all others who can understand Kannada: Its my pleasure if you had a hearty laugh! :)

The first word that you learn when you set your foot in the garden city: Gothilla (meaning 'I dont Know')
2 weeks: Kannada Gothilla pa!

After about 2 to 3 months your vocabulary to the Auto Man builds:

Left hogi
Right hogi
Stop madi

6 months? Its high time you started correlating words to your own language and start picking up the meanings. This applies to even food items that you get in the Special 'Sagar' hotels.

For example, I learnt that 'bisi' means 'hot', while having 'Bisi Bele Bath'

Karnataka is famous for its 'bath' items in the menu card.
My resident friends or the typical bengaloorian friends told me that 'Vaangi Bath' was rice made out of 'Brinjal'

Comparing, 'bisi bele bath' and 'vaangi bath' on a similar basis, i have come to the conclusion that 'Vaangi' is Kannada for 'Brinjal'.

I decided to experiment my new learnt vegetable name in the vegetable shop. Sadly, i had a 'Bengaloorian friend' with me.

Me: 'Ardha kg vaangi'
Translation according to me: 'Half Kg Brinjal'
Bang friend: 'What?'

I gave the analogies (GRE'ian me? sil vous plait pardon moi) that I had derived.

Laughters.
Me: Blank!!!

My friend came back to senses after the peals of loud laughter!

Bang Friend: Brinjal is 'Badhanae Kaai'! and not VAANGI!!!

The next level of innocence:

Day 1:

Me: Teach me some bad words in Kannada na?
Blr Friend: What do you want to know?
Me: I will hit you with my slippers?
Blr: Chaplili hoduthini

Day 2:

B friend: Hey remeber the word i taught you yesterday?
Me: (finding it difficult to recollect) chaplilllll.... oh yes... chaplil haduthini!!!!!!!!1
Bravo!!
B friend: Bursts of Laughters....
Me: Baffled
B friend: haduthini is to sing!!!

Derrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.......

Heights:

Went to a Sagar Hotel and asked for 'Bajji'.
Was imagining the spicy mirchi bajjis that you get in the beaches of Chennai! My mouth was watering already!
Waiter: Bajji
So saying, he placed 2 round ball shaped brown colored items.
Me: Hey meinae bajji order kiya. Bonda kaadhu!!
(Somehow, every language other than kannada will come into your mouth. Not English or my mother tongue(Tamil), but, Hindi and Telegu!! Irony is my Hindi and Telugu are definitely no better than the Kannada i know. And yet, the language that i need will not come into my mouth when i am desperate)
Waiter: Idhae Bajji
Friend: Hey dont fight. This is Bajji only. Its the Mangalorian Bajji.
So, saying he went rolling into laughter.

Well, Karnataka is the only place where you get Bondas when you ask for Bajjis, and its my fault for not knowing that Bonda was Bajji and not Bonda!

Some translations:

Sambhar = sweet tamarind brown colored liquid
Parota = Kerala Parota (as if we dont get in TN?) made of Maida
Paratha = stuffed parathas made in Wheat

Ever heard of these fat Dosas?
Kaali Dosa (Durga matha save us)
Cucumber Dosa (Where is Cucumber in it?)
Set Dosa
Wheat Dosa


Today, after 2 and half years of hard work:

Me to Auto man: BTM hogbekku
Auto: Aivathu rupai aagathae
Me: Meter aakki (in a loud commanding fierce tone)
Auto guy continues with something in Kannada that i understand. I want to blast him back for his attrocity. Me: Minimum 12 rs aagathae. Aenappa aivathu rupaya?? (In a more 'am ready to fight you' tone!)
Auto guy continues. I get the gist: If you want, come. Else leave (not get lost).
But then thats all the Kannada I know. So i decide to take another auto that stops right next to me.

Me: Right thogolli bhaiyaa
Me: Illae stop maadi

Office Canteen:

Me: Bajji eshtu
Waiter: Hanniradu
Me: Blank!
Waiter:(with a smile) 12
Me: (sheepish Smile) :D

Some easy words to learn:
Anything that starts with 'Pa' in Tamil, will start with 'Ha' in Kannada.

For Example:

Milk in English= Palu in Tamil = Halu in Kannada
Sing in English= Padu in Tamil = Hadu in Kannada
Flower in English = Poovu in Tamil = Hoovu in kannada?
Go in English = Poga in Tamil = Hogu in kannada

How i wish all words in Tamil started with 'Pa'? :)